#personal-growth

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"We could never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world"

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."