#personal-growth

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Heaven is comfort, but it's still not living."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."