#personal-growth

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."