#personal-growth

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."