#personal-growth

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"The key to ultimate happiness and fulfillment lies within our own transformation. The more we learn and grow and evolve as individuals, the more we will find happiness and satisfaction in relationships, work and life."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."