"Yesterday I saved a baby, a boy, a man, and an old man from death, and all by simply not impregnating anybody. But I don't consider myself a hero. Merely heroic, and also unable to reach any of my lady friends on the phone."
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4 quotes about phone
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phone Quotes
"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."
"Tunapenda kuamini kwa sababu kuamini hurahisisha mambo… Usiamini. Jua."
"I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “Come back! We know you can eat just a little bit more."