#positive-attitude

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"I will always find a way and a way will always find me."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."