#positive-attitude

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"