#positive-attitude

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."