#positive-attitude

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Separate yourself from those who hinder your vision. Make a choice to walk away from the trap set to ensnare you. Realize when someone is pulling you backwards every time you take a step forward. Separate from them and the result of your action will be a life of success."