#positive-attitude

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"You were never created to live depressed, defeated, guilty, condemned, ashamed or unworthy. We were created to be victorious."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

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