#positive-attitude

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."