#positive-attitude

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."