#positive-attitude

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."