#positive-attitude

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."