#positive-attitude

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Life is a bowl of cherries. Some cherries are rotten while others are good; its your job to throw out the rotten ones and forget about them while you enjoy eating the ones that are good! There are two kinds of people: those who choose to throw out the good cherries and wallow in all the rotten ones, and those who choose to throw out all the rotten ones and savor all the good ones."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"When you are joyful, when you say yes to life and have fun and project positivity all around you, you become a sun in the center of every constellation, and people want to be near you."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."