#positive-attitude

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Separate yourself from those who hinder your vision. Make a choice to walk away from the trap set to ensnare you. Realize when someone is pulling you backwards every time you take a step forward. Separate from them and the result of your action will be a life of success."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."