#positive-attitude

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Well, if it can be thought, it can be done, a problem can be overcome,"

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."