#positive-attitude

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."