#positive-attitude

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."