#positive-attitude

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."