#positive-attitude

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"