#positive-attitude

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."