#positive-mindset

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"but,=""soft!=""what=""light=""through=""yonder=""window=""breaks?"=""[10w]="""Shut the fuck up! I think we got a burglar."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Unhappiness can be like a virus spreading from one person, to the next person, to the next one and so on. When someone is mean or rude to you, do not let their unhappiness infect your own life. If you are the unhappy one, please quarantine yourself so you do not infect others!"

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."