#positive-mindset

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."