#positive-mindset

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."