#positive-outlook

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."