#positive-outlook

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."