#positive-outlook

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

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"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."