#positive-outlook

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."