#positive-outlook

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."