#positive-outlook

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."