#positive-outlook

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."