#positive-outlook

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."