#positive-outlook

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."