#positive-outlook

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."