#positive-outlook

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."