#positive-outlook

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."