#positive-outlook

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."