"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"
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"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."
"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"
"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."
"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."
"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"
"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."
"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."
"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."
"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."
"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."
"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."
"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."
"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."
"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."
"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."
"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."