#positive-quotes

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."