#positive-quotes

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."