#positive-quotes

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

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"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."