"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"
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"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."
"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."
"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."
"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."
"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"
"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."
"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."
"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."
"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."
"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."
"practice only envisioning yourself at the finish line and be unrelenting and fervent in racing towards that finish line. Undue preoccupation and fixation with the how's, whens, and what ifs will not only derail and further distance you from your destination, but will also feed your mind with those fatal seeds of doubt that make failure inevitable"~ Awaken and Unleash your Victor"
"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."
"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."
"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"
"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."