#positive-quotes

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

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"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."