#positive-quotes

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."