#positive-quotes

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."