#positive-quotes

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."