#positive-quotes

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."