#positive-quotes

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"When people tell you that you are good for nothing, remember that God made the world from nothing and nothing can change into something anytime."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."