#positive-quotes

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."