#positive-quotes

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."