#positive-quotes

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."