#positive-quotes

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head that they have nothing to say you haven't heard before and it's about time they disbanded until they have something positive to say."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."