#positive-quotes

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."