#positive-quotes

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."