#positive-quotes

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

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"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."