#positive-quotes

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."