#positive-quotes

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."