#positive-quotes

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."