#positive-quotes

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."