#positive-quotes

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."