#positive-quotes

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"practice only envisioning yourself at the finish line and be unrelenting and fervent in racing towards that finish line. Undue preoccupation and fixation with the how's, whens, and what ifs will not only derail and further distance you from your destination, but will also feed your mind with those fatal seeds of doubt that make failure inevitable"~ Awaken and Unleash your Victor"

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."