#positive-quotes

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"