#positive-thoughts

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Our way of thinking creates good or bad outcomes."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Only positive thoughts can inspire you to positive actions."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."