#positive-thoughts

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"To dream by night is to escape your life. To dream by day is to make it happen."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"