#positive-thoughts

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"When you fail, that is when you get closer to success."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Your past karma is what you found difficult or challenging in this life. To heal your past karma you would need to learn your life lessons for this life."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Don’t waste time making money ... use Cosmic Ordering."