#positive-thoughts

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Forget about letting nature taking its course to make you wealthy, Cosmic Ordering works faster."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Without enthusiasm then what we have surrounded ourselves with becomes worthless."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"It sometimes takes a state of solitude to bring to mind the real power of companionship."

"Beliefs are not related to religion but they are basically about who you are."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."