#positive-thoughts

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Cosmic Ordering is an ever full piggy bank."

"When you fail, that is when you get closer to success."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."