#positive-thoughts

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Now you can build Rome in a day with Cosmic Ordering."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"While amidst the crowd and seeking quieteness in another zone you can still get away from them by homing in on matters within."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Change your life! Wake up and smell the Cosmic Ordering success."

"Doing the tough things sets winners apart from losers."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."